{"id":2317,"date":"2017-12-26T15:20:47","date_gmt":"2017-12-26T15:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.speak.ge\/?p=2317"},"modified":"2017-12-26T19:58:37","modified_gmt":"2017-12-26T19:58:37","slug":"germanuli-ena-anekdoti-vogel-chiti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/germanuli-ena-anekdoti-vogel-chiti\/","title":{"rendered":"\u10e0\u10d0 \u10e9\u10d8\u10e2\u10d8\u10d0? – \u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10d0\u10dc\u10d4\u10d9\u10d3\u10dd\u10e2\u10d8 – \u10d0\u10e3\u10d3\u10d8\u10dd \u10d3\u10d0 \u10d7\u10d0\u10e0\u10d2\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10d8"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[sc_embed_player_template1 fileurl=”https:\/\/blog.speak.ge\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/050-vogel.mp3″ autoplay=””]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10e2\u10d4\u10e5\u10e1\u10e2\u10d8<\/span><\/td>\n\u10e5\u10d0\u10e0\u10d7\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10d7\u10d0\u10e0\u10d2\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10d8<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
\n

\u00a0Welcher Vogel ist das?<\/span><\/h3>\n

Ein Zoologie-Student steht mitten* im Examen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Der Professor deutet auf einen halbbedeckten K\u00e4fig, in dem nur die Beine eines Vogels zu sehen sind.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Na, Welcher Vogel ist das?”<\/span>
\n “Wei\u00df ich nicht.”<\/span>
\n “Ihren Namen bitte!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Da zieht der Student seine Hosenbeine hoch:<\/span>
\n “Raten** Sie mal!”<\/span><\/td>\n

\n

\"Welcher<\/span><\/h3>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u10e0\u10dd\u10db\u10d4\u10da\u10d8 \u10e9\u10d8\u10e2\u10d8\u10d0?<\/span><\/h3>\n

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\u10de\u10e0\u10dd\u10e4\u10d4\u10e1\u10dd\u10e0\u10d8 \u10db\u10d8\u10e3\u10d7\u10d8\u10d7\u10d4\u10d1\u10e1 \u10dc\u10d0\u10ee\u10d4\u10d5\u10e0\u10d0\u10d3 \u10d3\u10d0\u10e4\u10d0\u10e0\u10e3\u10da \u10d2\u10d0\u10da\u10d8\u10d0\u10d6\u10d4, \u10e0\u10dd\u10db\u10d4\u10da\u10e8\u10d8\u10ea \u10e0\u10dd\u10db\u10d4\u10da\u10d8\u10e6\u10d0\u10ea \u10e9\u10d8\u10e2\u10d8\u10e1 \u10e4\u10d4\u10ee\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8 \u10e9\u10d0\u10dc\u10e1 \u10db\u10ee\u10dd\u10da\u10dd\u10d3.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 \u10d0\u10d1\u10d0, \u10e0\u10dd\u10db\u10d4\u10da\u10d8 \u10e9\u10d8\u10e2\u10d8\u10d0 \u10d4\u10e1?<\/span>
\n \u2014 \u10d0\u10e0 \u10d5\u10d8\u10ea\u10d8.<\/span>
\n \u2014 \u10d7\u10e5\u10d5\u10d4\u10dc\u10d8 \u10e1\u10d0\u10ee\u10d4\u10da\u10d8, \u10d7\u10e3 \u10e8\u10d4\u10d8\u10eb\u10da\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u10e1\u10e2\u10e3\u10d3\u10d4\u10dc\u10e2\u10d8 \u10db\u10d0\u10e6\u10da\u10d0 \u10d8\u10ec\u10d4\u10d5\u10e1 \u10e8\u10d0\u10e0\u10d5\u10da\u10d8\u10e1 \u10e2\u10dd\u10e2\u10d4\u10d1\u10e1.<\/span>
\n \u2014 \u10d0\u10d1\u10d0, \u10d7\u10e3 \u10db\u10d8\u10ee\u10d5\u10d3\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8\u10d7!<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

*mitten<\/b>\u00a0\u2014 \u10e8\u10e3\u10d0\u10e8\u10d8, \u10d2\u10d0\u10dc\u10db\u10d0\u10d5\u10da\u10dd\u10d1\u10d0\u10e8\u10d8. \u10e5\u10d0\u10e0\u10d7\u10e3\u10da\u10d0\u10d3 \u10d0\u10db \u10d9\u10dd\u10dc\u10e2\u10d4\u10e5\u10e1\u10e2\u10e8\u10d8, \u10e0\u10dd\u10d2\u10dd\u10e0\u10ea \u10ec\u10d4\u10e1\u10d8, \u10d0\u10e0 \u10d8\u10d7\u10d0\u10e0\u10d2\u10db\u10dc\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0.<\/span>
\n **raten<\/b>\u00a0\u2014 \u10d2\u10d0\u10db\u10dd\u10ea\u10dc\u10dd\u10d1\u10d0, \u10db\u10d8\u10ee\u10d5\u10d4\u10d3\u10e0\u10d0. \u10d0\u10db \u10e1\u10d8\u10e2\u10e7\u10d5\u10d0\u10e1 \u10d0\u10e5\u10d5\u10e1 \u10e1\u10ee\u10d5\u10d0 \u10db\u10dc\u10d8\u10e8\u10d5\u10dc\u10d4\u10da\u10dd\u10d1\u10d0\u10ea \u2014 \u10e0\u10e9\u10d4\u10d5\u10d8\u10e1 \u10db\u10d8\u10ea\u10d4\u10db\u10d0.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10d0\u10dc\u10d4\u10d9\u10d3\u10dd\u10e2\u10d8: \u10db\u10dd\u10d8\u10e1\u10db\u10d8\u10dc\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10e8\u10d4\u10d4\u10ea\u10d0\u10d3\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10d2\u10dd\u10d7 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10db\u10d4\u10dd\u10e0\u10dd\u10d7 \u10d8\u10d2\u10d8. \u10d5\u10d4\u10e0 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10d2\u10d4\u10d7? – \u10ec\u10d0\u10d8\u10d9\u10d8\u10d7\u10ee\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d7\u10d0\u10e0\u10d2\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10d8. \u10d0\u10db\u10d8\u10e1 \u10e8\u10d4\u10db\u10d3\u10d4\u10d2 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10db\u10d4\u10dd\u10e0\u10d4\u10d7 \u10db\u10dd\u10e1\u10db\u10d4\u10dc\u10d8\u10da\u10d8. \u10d4\u10ea\u10d0\u10d3\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d8\u10e1\u10d0\u10e3\u10d1\u10e0\u10dd\u10d7 \u10ee\u10db\u10d0\u10db\u10d0\u10e6\u10da\u10d0 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10db\u10d9\u10d0\u10e4\u10d8\u10dd\u10d3. \u10d7\u10e3 \u10d0\u10e0 \u10d2\u10d0\u10db\u10dd\u10d2\u10d8\u10d5\u10d0\u10d7, \u10db\u10dd\u10e3\u10e1\u10db\u10d8\u10dc\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10ec\u10d0\u10d8\u10d9\u10d8\u10d7\u10ee\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10e2\u10d4\u10e5\u10e1\u10e2\u10d8 \u10ee\u10d4\u10da\u10d0\u10ee\u10da\u10d0. \u10db\u10ee\u10dd\u10da\u10dd\u10d3 \u10e0\u10d0\u10db\u10d3\u10d4\u10dc\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d4 \u10d2\u10d0\u10db\u10d4\u10dd\u10e0\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0 \u10db\u10dd\u10d2\u10ea\u10d4\u10db\u10d7 \u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d0\u10d3 \u10da\u10d0\u10de\u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10d9\u10d8\u10e1 \u10e1\u10d0\u10e8\u10e3\u10d0\u10da\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0\u10e1. \u10db\u10e8\u10dd\u10d1\u10da\u10d8\u10e3\u10e0 \u10d4\u10dc\u10d0\u10e1 \u10e1\u10d0\u10dc\u10d0\u10db \u10d8\u10e1\u10ec\u10d0\u10d5\u10da\u10d8\u10d3\u10d8\u10d7 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10de\u10d8\u10e0\u10d5\u10d4\u10da \u10e1\u10d8\u10e2\u10e7\u10d5\u10d0\u10e1 \u10d8\u10e2\u10e7\u10dd\u10d3\u10d8\u10d7, \u10d1\u10d4\u10d5\u10e0\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0 \u10d8\u10db\u10d4\u10dd\u10e0\u10d4\u10d1\u10d3\u10d8\u10d7, \u10d7\u10d0\u10d5\u10d8\u10d3\u10d0\u10dc \u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10e1\u10ec\u10dd\u10e0\u10d0\u10d3, \u10e8\u10d4\u10d8\u10eb\u10da\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0 \u10d0\u10e1\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10d0\u10d7\u10d0\u10e1\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0\u10d0\u10ea … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2323,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[50,41],"class_list":["post-2317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-germanuli","tag-50","tag-41"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2317"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2338,"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions\/2338"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}