{"id":2301,"date":"2017-12-26T14:10:16","date_gmt":"2017-12-26T14:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.speak.ge\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2018-01-26T16:16:39","modified_gmt":"2018-01-26T16:16:39","slug":"germanuli-audio-anekdoti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ilearn.ge\/germanuli\/germanuli-audio-anekdoti\/","title":{"rendered":"\u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10d0\u10dc\u10d4\u10d9\u10d3\u10dd\u10e2\u10d8 – Ohne Krawatte, \u10db\u10dd\u10e3\u10e1\u10db\u10d8\u10dc\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10e6\u10d8\u10db\u10d4\u10d7 :)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u10db\u10dd\u10d8\u10e1\u10db\u10d8\u10dc\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10d0\u10dc\u10d4\u10d9\u10d3\u10dd\u10e2\u10d8 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10e8\u10d4\u10d4\u10ea\u10d0\u10d3\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10d2\u10dd\u10d7 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10db\u10d4\u10dd\u10e0\u10dd\u10d7. \u10d5\u10d4\u10e0 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10d2\u10d4\u10d7? – \u10ec\u10d0\u10d8\u10d9\u10d8\u10d7\u10ee\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d7\u10d0\u10e0\u10d2\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10d8. \u10d0\u10db\u10d8\u10e1 \u10e8\u10d4\u10db\u10d3\u10d4\u10d2 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d8\u10db\u10d4\u10dd\u10e0\u10d4\u10d7 \u10db\u10dd\u10e1\u10db\u10d4\u10dc\u10d8\u10da\u10d8. \u10d4\u10ea\u10d0\u10d3\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d8\u10e1\u10d0\u10e3\u10d1\u10e0\u10dd\u10d7 \u10ee\u10db\u10d0\u10db\u10d0\u10e6\u10da\u10d0 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10db\u10d9\u10d0\u10e4\u10d8\u10dd\u10d3. \u10d7\u10e3 \u10d0\u10e0 \u10d2\u10d0\u10db\u10dd\u10d2\u10d8\u10d5\u10d0\u10d7, \u10db\u10dd\u10e3\u10e1\u10db\u10d8\u10dc\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10ec\u10d0\u10d8\u10d9\u10d8\u10d7\u10ee\u10d4\u10d7 \u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10e2\u10d4\u10e5\u10e1\u10e2\u10d8 \u10ee\u10d4\u10da\u10d0\u10ee\u10da\u10d0. \u10db\u10ee\u10dd\u10da\u10dd\u10d3 \u10e0\u10d0\u10db\u10d3\u10d4\u10dc\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d4 \u10d2\u10d0\u10db\u10d4\u10dd\u10e0\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0 \u10db\u10dd\u10d2\u10ea\u10d4\u10db\u10d7 \u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d0\u10d3 \u10da\u10d0\u10de\u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10d9\u10d8\u10e1 \u10e1\u10d0\u10e8\u10e3\u10d0\u10da\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0\u10e1. \u10db\u10e8\u10dd\u10d1\u10da\u10d8\u10e3\u10e0 \u10d4\u10dc\u10d0\u10e1 \u10e1\u10d0\u10dc\u10d0\u10db \u10d8\u10e1\u10ec\u10d0\u10d5\u10da\u10d8\u10d3\u10d8\u10d7 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10de\u10d8\u10e0\u10d5\u10d4\u10da \u10e1\u10d8\u10e2\u10e7\u10d5\u10d0\u10e1 \u10d8\u10e2\u10e7\u10dd\u10d3\u10d8\u10d7, \u10d1\u10d4\u10d5\u10e0\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0 \u10d8\u10db\u10d4\u10dd\u10e0\u10d4\u10d1\u10d3\u10d8\u10d7, \u10d7\u10d0\u10d5\u10d8\u10d3\u10d0\u10dc \u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10e1\u10ec\u10dd\u10e0\u10d0\u10d3<\/strong>, \u10e8\u10d4\u10d8\u10eb\u10da\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0 \u10d0\u10e1\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0 \u10d3\u10d0 \u10d0\u10d7\u10d0\u10e1\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0\u10d0\u10ea \u10d9\u10d8!<\/span><\/p>\n

[sc_embed_player_template1 fileurl=”https:\/\/blog.speak.ge\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/dm21.mp3″ autoplay=”false”]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
\u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da\u10d8 \u10d0\u10e3\u10d3\u10d8\u10dd<\/span><\/td>\n\u10d7\u10d0\u10e0\u10d2\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10d8<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
\n

Ohne Krawatte<\/span><\/h3>\n

(der brutale Witz)<\/span><\/p>\n

Ein Mann geht durch die W\u00fcste auf suche nach Wasser. Da kommt ein Mann auf einem Kamel vorbei.
\n<\/span>“Wasser, Wasser”, bettelt der durstige Mann.<\/span>
\n “Nein, kein Wasser, nur Krawatten”, antwortet der Mann auf dem Kamel.<\/span>
\n “Pech gehabt.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Der Mann war so durstig, das er jetzt durch die W\u00fcste kriechen musste. Und nochmal kommt ein Mann auf einem Kamel.<\/span>
\n “Wasser, bitte Wasser”, bettelte der Mann wieder.<\/span>
\n “Nein, kein Wasser. Krawatten, Krawatten habe ich”, sagt der Krawarttenverk\u00e4ufer.<\/span><\/p>\n

Das Ganze muss der Durstige noch ein paar mal erleben, als er endlich an eine streng bewachte Oase kommt. Ein W\u00e4chter fragt was er wollte. Der Mann antwortete: “Ich brauche Wasser.”<\/span>
\n “Vielleicht l\u00e4sst sich da etwas machen”, meint der Bewacher, “aber ohne Krawatte kommen Sie hier nicht rein…”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u10e9\u10d0\u10db\u10dd\u10e2\u10d5\u10d8\u10e0\u10d7\u10d4\u10d7 MP3 \u10e4\u10d0\u10d8\u10da\u10d8\u00a0>>><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n

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\u10e3\u10f0\u10d0\u10da\u10e1\u10e2\u10e3\u10ee\u10dd\u10d3<\/span><\/h3>\n

(\u10e1\u10d0\u10e1\u10e2\u10d8\u10d9\u10d8 \u10d0\u10dc\u10d4\u10d9\u10d3\u10dd\u10e2\u10d8)<\/span><\/p>\n

\u10d9\u10d0\u10ea\u10d8 \u10db\u10d8\u10d3\u10d8\u10e1 \u10e3\u10d3\u10d0\u10d1\u10dc\u10dd\u10e8\u10d8, \u10d4\u10eb\u10d4\u10d1\u10e1 \u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10e1. \u10d2\u10d5\u10d4\u10e0\u10d3\u10d8\u10d7 \u10e9\u10d0\u10db\u10dd\u10d8\u10d5\u10da\u10d8\u10e1 \u10d9\u10d0\u10ea\u10d8 \u10d0\u10e5\u10da\u10d4\u10db\u10d6\u10d4.<\/span>
\n – \u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10d8, \u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10d8, \u2014 \u10d8\u10d7\u10ee\u10dd\u10d5\u10e1 \u10db\u10ec\u10e7\u10e3\u10e0\u10d5\u10d0\u10da\u10d8.<\/span>
\n – \u10d0\u10e0\u10d0, \u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10d8 \u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10d0, \u10db\u10ee\u10dd\u10da\u10dd\u10d3 \u10f0\u10d0\u10da\u10e1\u10e2\u10e3\u10ee\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8, \u2014 \u10de\u10d0\u10e1\u10e3\u10ee\u10dd\u10d1\u10e1 \u10d9\u10d0\u10ea\u10d8 \u10d0\u10e5\u10da\u10d4\u10db\u10d6\u10d4.<\/span>
\n – \u10d8\u10e6\u10d1\u10d0\u10da\u10d8\u10ea \u10d0\u10db\u10d0\u10e1 \u10e5\u10d5\u10d8\u10d0.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u10d9\u10d0\u10ea\u10e1 \u10d8\u10e1\u10d4 \u10db\u10dd\u10ec\u10e7\u10e3\u10e0\u10d3\u10d0, \u10e0\u10dd\u10db \u10d0\u10ee\u10da\u10d0 \u10e3\u10d3\u10d0\u10d1\u10dc\u10dd\u10e8\u10d8 \u10ee\u10dd\u10ee\u10d5\u10d0 \u10db\u10dd\u10e3\u10ee\u10d3\u10d0 \u10d3\u10d0, \u10d9\u10d5\u10da\u10d0\u10d5 \u10db\u10dd\u10d3\u10d8\u10e1 \u10d5\u10d8\u10e6\u10d0\u10ea \u10d9\u10d0\u10ea\u10d8 \u10d0\u10e5\u10da\u10d4\u10db\u10d6\u10d4.<\/span>
\n – \u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10d8, \u10d2\u10d7\u10ee\u10dd\u10d5\u10d7, \u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10d8, \u2014 \u10d9\u10d5\u10da\u10d0\u10d5 \u10e8\u10d4\u10d4\u10d5\u10d4\u10d3\u10e0\u10d0 \u10d9\u10d0\u10ea\u10d8.<\/span>
\n – \u10d0\u10e0\u10d0, \u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10d8 \u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10d0. \u10f0\u10d0\u10da\u10e1\u10e2\u10e3\u10ee\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8, \u10f0\u10d0\u10da\u10e1\u10e2\u10e3\u10ee\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8 \u10db\u10d0\u10e5\u10d5\u10e1, \u2014 \u10d4\u10e3\u10d1\u10dc\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0 \u10f0\u10d0\u10da\u10e1\u10e2\u10e3\u10ee\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8\u10e1 \u10d2\u10d0\u10db\u10e7\u10d8\u10d3\u10d5\u10d4\u10da\u10d8.<\/span><\/p>\n


\n\u10db\u10ec\u10e7\u10e3\u10e0\u10d5\u10d0\u10da\u10e1 \u10d0\u10db \u10e7\u10d5\u10d4\u10da\u10d0\u10e4\u10e0\u10d8\u10e1 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d3\u10d0\u10e2\u10d0\u10dc\u10d0 \u10d9\u10d5\u10da\u10d0\u10d5 \u10e0\u10d0\u10db\u10d3\u10d4\u10dc\u10ef\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d4 \u10db\u10dd\u10e3\u10ec\u10d8\u10d0, \u10e1\u10d0\u10dc\u10d0\u10db \u10d1\u10dd\u10da\u10dd\u10e1 \u10eb\u10da\u10d8\u10d4\u10e0\u10d0\u10d3 \u10d3\u10d0\u10ea\u10e3\u10da \u10dd\u10d0\u10d6\u10d8\u10e1\u10e1 \u10d0\u10e0 \u10db\u10d8\u10d0\u10d3\u10d2\u10d0. \u10d3\u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10ef\u10d8 \u10d4\u10d9\u10d8\u10d7\u10ee\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0, \u10e0\u10d0 \u10e3\u10dc\u10d3\u10d0. \u10d9\u10d0\u10ea\u10d8 \u10de\u10d0\u10e1\u10e3\u10ee\u10dd\u10d1\u10e1: “\u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10d8 \u10db\u10ed\u10d8\u10e0\u10d3\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0.”<\/span>
\n – \u10e0\u10d0\u10e6\u10d0\u10ea\u10d8\u10e1 \u10d2\u10d0\u10d9\u10d4\u10d7\u10d4\u10d1\u10d0 \u10e8\u10d4\u10e1\u10d0\u10eb\u10da\u10d4\u10d1\u10d4\u10da\u10d8 \u10d8\u10e5\u10dc\u10d4\u10d1\u10dd\u10d3\u10d0, \u2014 \u10d0\u10db\u10d1\u10dd\u10d1\u10e1 \u10d3\u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10ef\u10d8, \u2014 \u10db\u10d0\u10d2\u10e0\u10d0\u10db \u10e3\u10f0\u10d0\u10da\u10e1\u10e2\u10e3\u10ee\u10dd\u10d3 \u10d0\u10e5 \u10d5\u10d4\u10e0 \u10e8\u10d4\u10ee\u10d5\u10d0\u10da\u10d7\u2026<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\u10db\u10dd\u10d2\u10d4\u10ec\u10dd\u10dc\u10d0\u10d7 \u10d0\u10dc\u10d4\u10d9\u10d3\u10dd\u10e2\u10d8? \u10e0\u10dd\u10d2\u10dd\u10e0 \u10e8\u10d4\u10d0\u10e4\u10d0\u10e1\u10d4\u10d1\u10d3\u10d8\u10d7 \u10d2\u10d4\u10e0\u10db\u10d0\u10dc\u10e3\u10da \u10d8\u10e3\u10db\u10dd\u10e0\u10e1? \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n

P.S. \u10db\u10dc\u10d8\u10e8\u10d5\u10dc\u10d4\u10da\u10dd\u10d5\u10d0\u10dc\u10d8 \u10e1\u10d8\u10e2\u10e7\u10d5\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8:<\/span><\/p>\n

betteln<\/strong> – vi<\/em> \u10db\u10d0\u10d7\u10ee\u10dd\u10d5\u10e0\u10dd\u10d1\u10d0, \u10db\u10dd\u10ec\u10e7\u10d0\u10da\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8\u10e1 \u10d7\u10ee\u10dd\u10d5\u10dc\u10d0<\/span>
\ndie W\u00fcste \/\u00a0die W\u00fcsten<\/strong> – \u10e3\u10d3\u10d0\u10d1\u10dc\u10dd \/ \u10e3\u10d3\u10d0\u10d1\u10dc\u10dd\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8<\/span>
\nder Durst<\/strong> – \u10ec\u10e7\u10e3\u10e0\u10d5\u10d8\u10da\u10d8<\/span>
\ndurstig<\/strong> – \u10db\u10ec\u10e7\u10e3\u10e0\u10d5\u10d0\u10da\u10d4
\nkriechen<\/strong> – vi(s) \u10ea\u10dd\u10ea\u10d5\u10d0, \u10d1\u10dd\u10d1\u10e6\u10d5\u10d0; \u10ee\u10dd\u10ee\u10d5\u10d0<\/span>
\nerleben<\/strong> – vt<\/em> \u10d2\u10d0\u10dc\u10ea\u10d3\u10d0, \u10d2\u10d0\u10d3\u10d0\u10e2\u10d0\u10dc\u10d0; \u10d2\u10d0\u10db\u10dd\u10ea\u10d3\u10d0 (\u10d2\u10d0\u10ed\u10d8\u10e0\u10d5\u10d4\u10d1\u10d8\u10e1)<\/span>
\nstreng<\/strong> – \u10db\u10d9\u10d0\u10ea\u10e0\u10d8, \u10e1\u10d0\u10e1\u10e2\u10d8\u10d9\u10d8; \u10eb\u10da\u10d8\u10d4\u10e0\u10d8<\/span>
\nder\u00a0W\u00e4chter<\/strong> – \u10d3\u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10ef\u10d8, \u10e7\u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10e3\u10da\u10d8, \u10d2\u10e3\u10e8\u10d0\u10d2\u10d8
\nbewachen<\/strong> – vt \u10d3\u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10ef\u10dd\u10d1\u10d0, \u10d3\u10d0\u10ea\u10d5\u10d0, \u10e7\u10d0\u10e0\u10d0\u10e3\u10da\u10dd\u10d1\u10d0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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